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| Vampire Bat |
| A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in."OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" |
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07, Nov 2009 |
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08, Nov 2009 |
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13, Apr 2006 |
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15, Nov 2009 |
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09, Apr 2006 |
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14, Apr 2006 |
| OLD is when...
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10, Apr 2006 |
| What did I do?
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15, Nov 2009 |
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14, Apr 2006 |
| How fast was I going?
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13, Apr 2006 |
| Tgif
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19, Nov 2009 |
| The right way to ask a question
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15, Nov 2009 |
| What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
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15, Nov 2009 |
| A dangerous job
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15, Nov 2009 |
| Colin the Aborigine
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Some One Liners
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08, Nov 2009 |
| The Pick-Up Line
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08, Nov 2009 |
| CIA Assassin Training
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Insurance scam?
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Stern Nurse
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Lawyer Jokes
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Endearments
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08, Nov 2009 |
| One for you and one for me
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08, Nov 2009 |
| A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Brings a tear to your eye
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Alcohol is bad for your legs
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Smart Sister
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Job Hunt
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Irishman
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08, Nov 2009 |
| Got to admire those old ladies!
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